A snail buys a fast new car

2012-07-02

There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted “240-S”.

These chickens want books

2012-07-02

A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, ‘Buk Buk BUK.’ The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them…and the chickens leave shortly thereafter.

Next Joke A frog calls a psychic

2012-07-02

Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.

They’re boasting about race records

2012-07-02

Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. “In the last 15 races, I’ve won 8 of them!”

Celebrities in unexpected way

2012-07-02

Celebrities in funny and unexpected situations that make you laugh.

 

Purchasing a new bird

2012-07-02

After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day. The wife was dismayed because no matter what she did to attract the husband’s attention, he’d just shrug her off with some bored comment.

Question – answer – short jokes with animals

2012-07-02

Some fine short jokes with animals. Just questions and answer – really fun!

 

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.

Nicki Minaj

2012-07-02

The popular Hip hop artist who won 2012 BET awards as a “Best female Hip Hop artist”. Get an album with her favorite style, do you like it?

 

Funny cars

2012-07-02

Look how funny, awesome cars are riding in our street. Maybe you would like to ride one of them?    

Extreme Quad

2012-06-28

Race your Quad Bike through the extreme terrain, perform jumps and avoid obstacles. Race to win!

 

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