10 Hilarious thing to do in your life
1. Go to a Christian store. Make a purchase that totals $6.66.
2. Stand in back of crowded elevator. Meow occasionally.
3. Change iPod name to “Titanic.” Download new songs. Be amused by the fact that the Titanic is syncing.
4. Go trick-or-treating on April fools day.
5. Become a skydiving instructor. Pretend the parachute won’t open.
6. Buy Grim Reaper costume. Stand outside nursing home and wave.
7. Buy CD of ice cream truck music. Drive down the street blasting it. Watch kids get disappointed.
8. Spray a mosquito with mosquito repellent. Laugh because he will never have any friends.
9. Change Facebook name to “No One.” Like people’s statuses…
10. Find a burger that actually looks like the one in the commercial.